Cum Fast, Cum Hard

In all the posts I've done on the level of satisfaction of the male orgasm, I've never posted this information. How fast does a man cum?

No, not how fast as in time. How fast as in velocity. As most of us remember, when we're young it seems our cocks shot like long-range rifles. Of course, as a character stated on last night's episode of Criminal Minds referring to hard-ons, "When we were young, they'd stand up for a can of soup." a comment on how our apparatus change as we age.

Anyway, how fast does cum spurt out the end of a cock? Average is 28 mph. And it feels so fucking good! Kinsey - the King of Cock Research - measured the distance of "some hundred men" and found the typical distance is up to 10" but in a couple instances reached 8 feet.

Peanuts compared to the world record which, according to Snopes, is held by one Mr. Horst Schultz achieved 18'-9" with a 'substantial' amount of cum. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12'-4") and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity (speed as measured at the point of ejection), with 42.7mph. Now that's what you call a rocketing cum shot.

That typically diminishes with age. But according to research it doesn't have to be that way. Remember those Kegels, guys? Yup - they will help you maintain muscle tone where it counts. I also read that a larger volume of jizz will increase the distance as well.

Sorta proves my theory v(V) - volume times Velocity makes for one fantastic orgasm!