In Defiance

In defiance of those who would attack us, be they foreign fundamentalists like the Taliban and Al Qaeda or domestic like Phelps and his group of hatemongers at Westboro Baptist, to combat their wish to destroy a thing of beauty.

Because there is nothing more beautiful than two people sharing themselves, wholly...

 And completely...

 ...without shame...

...in wild abandon...

Crushing Boner Killer

I had planned another post about protecting one's boners, but THIS became an instant "boner killer"...

What can one say? My heart goes out to any of my Faithful Readers who have been directly affected by this horrible deed. Whether they live in the area, had traveled there specifically for the Marathon, or had friends or relatives injured or killed by yet another person - or persons - who think they must create chaos for others in order to make themselves feel happy and important.

For the rest of us who reside in the US, may we stand together to hold and lift up our brothers and sisters in their time of despair.

Weep for them and with them...

And pray for peace...

You Know the Day - Don't Delay

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... It's that day of the month, once again.

BUDDY BALL CHECK DAY

Get busy checking those balls. Check your own... 

If you feel anything suspicious - call your doctor to make an appointment!!

Check a buddy's...

If you feel anything suspicious - a lump or hard spot (no, not his cock - that shouldn't be suspicious at all! And yes, you have permission to enjoy it after you're done checking those man-berries) make him - or them, if it's been a group effort - call their doctor(s) to schedule an appointment!!

And please be sure you follow up... Nag them relentlessly if you have to!

And now, it's time to call, text, IM, FB, email, Skype, post to forums and bulletin boards... Do whatever you have to do, but make sure all the men in your life have checked their nuts.

Unleash the Beast

I was going to make this another Freeball Friday, but a recent encounter made me change my mind. Namely a tree-trimmer chasing a hard-on around in his pants to get it into a comfy place. An issue I can fully relate to.

Those wonderful Blood Oxygen Erections (BOE's) can sometimes be a nuisance. And we get so damn many of them! Sure, as we age, they don't come on as strong as they did when our hormones were raging and we were horny day and night - remember walking around school with books in front of your crotch to hide them? - but they still pop up. Are you still embarrassed by them? Or do you walk down the street, and browse the aisles of Walmart, to enjoy the looks people give to see your cock hard and straining to be free?

Lots of folks still bitch about ball players who play ball on the field knowing full well the cameras are - or can be - trained on them. It's mostly women who complain - I think guys understand the cargo has shifted in its hold. And there's nothing, no parable, no comparable example one can use to get women to understand just how uncomfortable it can be, possibly even painful, and we need to adjust our prideful peckers.

Yes, fully unleashing the beast would be optimal.

Unfortunately, our society still frowns on seeing this natural function out in public. Therefore, most of us will take the burgeoning boner and swing it into an upward-sideways (depending on the style of underwear we have on) position. Ahhh, that's better ... and perhaps it continues on its joyful rise or it subsides and slides back down into oblivious rest.

I love to see a hard cock perfectly outlined in a pair of jeans as much as the next person. And I certainly don't care if anyone sees that my monster is roaring, because it's normal - it's supposed to and if they don't understand that, well, maybe they need to take a few biology/anatomy classes.

But, if you're one of those guys who gets off on showing off - bear in mind you may not be doing your boner any favors. You're putting a lot of undue strain on that stiffy: on the suspensory ligament (topside at the pubic bone) and on the anchoring tendons (perineum - very, very root) where the main bundle of nerves is located that serve our boners. This is the very same nerve bundle that can be damaged during prostate surgery.

So, the next time your one-eyed snake starts slithering down a pant leg, 

do yourself a favor: reach down and slide that stiffy into a natural upward position. Or as near to a full upright and locked angle as possible to spare any possible damage to your dick.