Cock, Dick, Schlong

Whatever you use, it's a label. An astute reader brought a new sexual-label movement to my attention. Turns out I’d touched on the heart of it more than a few times, but I wasn’t aware some folks had placed a label on it. Not that I believe in labels – ‘cause I don’t.

Labels pigeon-hole us and that’s something I truly don’t like. But alas! in our world of communication words are important, we require ‘names’ for things so our minds can relate; rather like hearing someone happily say, “Oh! Now I can put a face to the name!”

Straight, Bi, Gay, “G0y” (as in G-zero-Y; as in not gay). Evidently, “g0y” (rhymes with soy) is meant to represent men who crave and enjoy male-male contact – and not necessarily always in a sexual context. While I do not appreciate some of the rhetoric used by the official website (I find some things to be deliberately mean-spirited and, sometimes, downright offensive), I can appreciate the basis of it.

There are many, many men who identify as Straight who enjoy spending time with their buddies and the realm of the relationship(s) may extend to watching porn and jacking off together, or lending one another a hand – or even, dare we admit? – a mouth, or perhaps engaging in a bit of frottage (lying together face to face and thrusting cocks against one another’s torso – a really great experience, actually). This is what forms the basis of the g0y movement – notice that any type of anal play is not a part of the repertoire, because the g0y’s believe that anal penetration is indicative of being gay.

from g0y.org

from g0y.org

from g0y.org

Yes, they do admit that straight partners engage in anal sex, but they have a problem with that as well. And they quote Bible verse to corroborate their stance – as many people do when making an argument for or against sexual conduct.

As I’ve said before, when we can get rid of every substrata and simply label the human race “sexual” we’ll be much better off.

But in the meantime, at least according to the g0y movement, those straight guys who enjoy mutual whacking off, giving and receiving blow jobs, and getting in some awesome cock-to-cock action have a label they can attach to themselves without the fear of negative stigma belonging to societies’ (current) image of gay activity. ¹And they’ll be fine unless they’re of Jewish descent; if they say they’re “goy” it might cause some confusion.  Visit g0ys and you can decide for yourself if this is right for you.

 However, whatever label you choose for yourself, remember to embrace your manhood, because that’s what it’s there for. Whether alone, with your spouse or partner, or with a buddy or two, enjoy it and all the great pleasures it provides.

1.        Goy, goyim [Yiddish, from Hebrew gôy]; Used as a disparaging term for one who is not a Jew. A Jew ignorant of the Jewish religion.