No additional excuse needed. Not that we need one - or that we should feel as if we have to explain it at all. Horny? Do it. Tense? Relax. Anxiety-ridden? Rid yourself of the added pressure. Bored? Entertain yourself.
Ladies - you're invited too! If the old man feels left out, tell him what my wife told her father last year. He'd been half-joking about being horny and his wife refusing to "help him out." My wife looked at him and said, "Don't you have hands?" He nodded. She said, "Then use them!" So, if your husband/boyfriend/significant other complains you were playing without him? Take his hand, lead him to the bedroom, undress him and yourself, lie down on the bed, and invite him to indulge himself in a wild-abandoned jack-off session. It'll be good for both of you.
Guys - if the girlfriend/spouse/other half bitches do the same. Lead them to the bedroom and invite them to a nice, long, self-indulgent session of self-arousal and self-satisfaction.
Want to stroke one out in the living room?
Bedroom?
Outside? (just don't get arrested!)
In the shower?
With a friend?
Or maybe a group of buddies?
A whole month to stroke your cock in whatever way feels right for you at the moment and for no other reason than you want to. Kinda makes you wish every month could be Masturbation Month, doesn't it?
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