Let’s Do It

Here’s an interesting tidbit from the Archives of Sexual Behavior: 63% of men consider masturbation critical to sexual health. Bravo! to those guys; they understand that jacking off a few times a week, in supplement to other sexual activity, helps keep everything in good working order. Now if we could just convince the other 36%...

Unfortunately, only 16% of women consider it critical. Guys, we’ve got a lot of work to do on that score! Ladies, what more do we have to do to prove it? Do we need a note from our doctor? Do we need to spend a small fortune on medical journals for your reading pleasure to enhance our own health and sexual prowess?

You ladies do realize, do you not, that you would benefit embracing a bit of finger exercise in this department yourselves. Let’s make a pact, shall we? You’ll feel better, you’ll be happier and – if the adage “Happy wife means a happy life” is true: – we’ll be happier.

We, as your husbands/lovers/friends-with-benefits or whatever our position is with you, will stop pouting and thinking we are not doing a proper job, that our cocks must not be big enough to hit the right spots, when we discover that Personal Massager you have stashed if you will stop thinking (or grousing to your girlfriends) that you must not be desirable enough anymore because you found out we flog the log in the shower. We will not only condone the activity, we will encourage you to do more of it.

I’ll go even a step further and propose we all follow the advice of a mountain of marriage and sex counselors’ advice to make a weekly date in the bedroom for some health-enhancing fun; you on your side of the bed, us on ours. So, the aim becomes to please yourself, not to aim to please.

Go ahead, get out the vibrator – we’re no longer intimidated by it. Moan and scream and writhe. Take as long as you like, have as many orgasms as you can muster. Give yourself the best hand(s) you’ve ever had. We’ll get out our vibrator, vibrating cock ring, or jack off sleeve if we have them and whip our cocks into a frenzy right alongside you.

We’ll keep ourselves on the brink for as long as we can, we’ll try to match you orgasm for orgasm until we finally blow a load that threatens to drown us both in a tidal wave of slick white cum. And we’ll both feel better, we’ll both be healthier, and we’ll both definitely be happier!