Shocked!

I am shocked, I tell you! Shocked! Absolutely stunned to find out, via telephoto lens photography that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, has breasts. Can you imagine?!?!? What new devilment is this?
 
In the aftermath of Prince Harry, who got caught with his pants off in a Las Vegas hotel suite, one has to wonder at the wonderment of people. Now comes Kate - beautiful, lovely Kate, the embodiment of Princess Di - baring her top half on the deck of a private villa in the south of France (I believe it was) and the wonderment of people around the globe hasn't changed one iota! Hundreds of thousands of women are topless on the beaches spread across the shores of the Mediterranean Sea and the world becomes ga-ga over one pair of breasts. Why? Because she married into the royal family?
 
I sure wish the world at large would get over the human form already. Let's get this straight. Women have these:

Men don't.

Men have these:

 And these:

 Women, unclothed, look like this:

 

Men, unclothed, look like this:

 

or, this:

 

 

or, this:

 

 

Male parts can do this:

 

 

Women's do not.

 

 

Feel free to share the anatomy lesson. LOL!