Thursday, September 22, 2011

Straight Whackers


And speaking of straight dudes… Here’s one more reason for whacking your willy: Fertility. Yep. Now the next time your wife or girlfriend wants to know why you feel the need to  pound one out you can tell her, “To keep a fresh supply.”

Researchers have discovered the longer sperm remain in our bodies the less mobile and healthy they are. Each time we blow a load a fresh supply of young, healthy, high-motility swimmers move from the balls into the seminal vesicles.

Even if you aren’t trying to conceive, you guys can always use this excuse (as if we should need one!), “I’m just keeping the swimmers mobile for you, honey!”

Years ago, couple who were trying to conceive were told to limit their intercourse to once every other day. It was thought our little factories needed that much time to manufacture a new batch. Now fertility experts suggest daily intercourse to get the strongest, highest performing tadpoles working at knocking on the door of that ovum.

So, there ya have it guys… Jacking off in the name of procreation! One more reason to enjoy your cock.

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